Do you appreciate sardonic or sarcastic humor? This piece is full of it. Read this Humorous Guide to Good Parenting. The intro line is a humdinger… “Do you wish to raise a happy, balanced, reasonable, unpretentious contributor to society? Or a nightmarish idiot? Make your decision and read on …”
Andy West has written a pointed, yet fairly accurate verbal picture of … PARENTS.
This piece appears in The Independent, an online publication out of London on Derry Street, which includes Independent Voices.
Keep your heart, mind, and funny bone open as you read on…
Humorous Guide to Good Parenting
“The Non-Parent’s Guide to Good Parenting”
“The latest nonsense research into middle class parenting by a pointless charity would seem to show that a “staggering” 87 per cent of dads are not the main bedtime story readers to their spawn. I am not staggered. It struck me only last weekend, in a trendy pizza restaurant, that most fathers are hopelessly inept and most mothers tiresomely indulgent when it comes to parenting.”
“All parents, take note: Being a parent does not make you an expert in the art of parenting. There are enough abused children to prove the fact. Allow me then, to offer you the benefit of my inexperience. This is Andy West’s non-parent’s guide to parenting.”
“There seems to be some confusion surrounding the need to educate a child before school-age.”
“If you would like your son or daughter to be happy, balanced, reasonable, unpretentious and relaxed then I suggest spending time reading to them, chatting to them, discussing their early interests and lives and generally helping them to interact with the outside world. This …”
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This piece, a Humorous Guide to Good Parenting is sharp sarcastic humor mixed with the reality of a great many parents methods for raising children. After you stop being offended, or laughing, you may want to take note. For material to be offensive, or funny, there must be a thread of truth in it. There is truth here.
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